Christmas confusion 

Kinja'd!!! "cbell04" (cbell04)
11/27/2016 at 22:41 • Filed to: None

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Well this is what your house looks like when you only purchase holiday decorations during the after holiday clearance sales and allow your kids to pick whatever they want in the lights department. My poor wife. Some of our neighbors go all out and we just let our freak flag fly. We got blue, red, purple, and multi colored strands + white icicles with a laser green and red projector as the icing on the cake. Ah well at least we do something (looking at you boring neighbors who do nothing). I have more lights to hang but that’ll have to wait for another day. I’m thinking about wrapping the promaster on my week of vacation coming up. Think it would look cool in the driveway all lit up.


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Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > cbell04
11/27/2016 at 23:12

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Our house looks somewhere between Jehovahs Witness and Poor Hermit.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > cbell04
11/27/2016 at 23:18

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I like the dark too much to put up Christmas lights. My neighbours across the back alley have a strand around a tree, more as a security light than anything else I think, because it’s been on all year. It’s only their summer cabin so it’s not like they’re home... I’ve been very tempted to go over and unplug it.


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > wiffleballtony
11/27/2016 at 23:21

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Jehovah’s witness < Automotive enthusiast < Poor hermit. Yep it checks out.


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
11/27/2016 at 23:26

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Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > cbell04
11/27/2016 at 23:28

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It looks like one of our neighbors bought out all of the leftover halloween lights. The entire front of their house glows orange.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > cbell04
11/27/2016 at 23:34

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I also let the kids help pick out decorations at the store. Behold, light-up pigs in Santa hats...

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Also you totally should wrap the Promaster


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > cbell04
11/27/2016 at 23:36

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I’m ba-humbug and my wife is Tiny Tim.

I think next year I’ll have to get on the roof, for the kids sake. Don’t want them growing up in a home that didn’t put up Christmas lights because dad was a Scrooge.


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > cbell04
11/27/2016 at 23:41

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You have a proper looking house. You are very lucky!


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
11/27/2016 at 23:45

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1 thousand stars for the pigs.


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > XJDano
11/27/2016 at 23:52

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Do the laser projector thing. Takes 5 minutes no ladders and it looks cool enough for the kids. If you only do one it kind of looks weak but two or three and you have a party..


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > TheRealBicycleBuck
11/27/2016 at 23:55

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My bet is they are witches and (wait whats a man witch?)


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > Chasaboo
11/27/2016 at 23:57

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Why thanks you kind fellow.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > cbell04
11/28/2016 at 00:00

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I live west of the airport with planes coming in frequently, not all day but enough I don’t want to be shining lasers in their eyes.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
11/28/2016 at 00:05

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I kind of love those.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > cbell04
11/28/2016 at 00:08

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That’s pretty much the style of my entire neighborhood (we’re fairly low-income). But there are so many houses with lights and I just love it. I have white icicles along the porch and red porch columns and a multi-colored fence and I don’t have enough outlets to do the upstairs roof outline, but that’s partly because I have 4 trees in a 6-room house. Thank god for LEDs, because all this ridiculousness hardly costs me anything.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > cbell04
11/28/2016 at 00:20

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What, just cause I like seeing the stars? It’s not like the lights are even particularly Christmassy. They’ve just got a strand of white LED’s wrapped about eight feet up the trunk of a 50' spruce. They’ve been there for the last three years, but there’s only ever someone there during the weekends in the summer, and I haven’t seen anyone there at all since September.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > cbell04
11/28/2016 at 09:05

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The more you know....

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Kinja'd!!! Rykilla303 > cbell04
11/29/2016 at 17:20

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I think you mean... your lucky wife. I haven’t decorated or even bought a tree for years. But now I have a toddler, so i might have to for his sake.


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > Rykilla303
11/29/2016 at 18:03

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Before kids I made a tree shaped single string of lights thumb tacked to the wall. That was the extent of my decorations. Basically this but worst

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